i hate when people call their grandparents weird names instead of grandma and grandpa like babooshka or salami
i’m telling grandpa salami that you were talking shit
do you ever just wonder if there’s someone who secretly thinks about you and wants to talk to you but doesn’t know how
It only takes being rejected once for me to never ever ask anyone anything ever again.
having seaweed rub against u when ur swimming in the ocean is like having satan slowly caress ur legs and toes while smiling creepily at u and whispering “mayonnaise”
I feel so uncomfortable
this is one of the funniest things i’ve ever read
if u dont like hickeys or ass grabbin we are a no